- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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