Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Sloths

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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