Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Albino African Americans

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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