- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Sloths

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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