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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

just in time?

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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