- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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