- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

knock knock Goodbye

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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