what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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