A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Sloths

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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eat a hot dog

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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