Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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bite me

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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