Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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