what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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