Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Anti Joke

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