- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

This is a joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Swag.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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