A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what is 3+3= 8

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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