What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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