Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

when debbie meets downer

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How about that airline food?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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