- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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