- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

NEVER

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

hi michael

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your mom went to college

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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