- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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