i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

being sober in a bar fight

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Joke

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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