Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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