Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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