A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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