- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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