- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

SUCK MY NUTS

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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