Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

If you're happy and you know it get a life

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Matthew Baker

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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