Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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