- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What would Muhammed do?

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Tommy got neutered.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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