- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What is older than history?

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