a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Womens rights.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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