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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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