Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Emily Walker.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Skrillex.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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