Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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seek beauty

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Women's Rights

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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