- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

João Duarte reads this.

What is my name? I dont know

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Chuck Norris.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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