- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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