- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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