There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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