Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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