- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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