look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock knock.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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