- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How did the black person die? Of old age

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Cripples are lame.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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