Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

osama bin laden is dead

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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