what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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