- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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