- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

knock knock come in !

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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