Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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