- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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