Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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