Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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The EPA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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