- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what is orange? an orange

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

woman's rights

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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