- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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1+2 = 6

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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