- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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