Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Religion.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Neither have I

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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