Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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