What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Religion.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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