whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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