Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Religion.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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