Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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