- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Pianos.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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