You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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