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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's the new green? Green

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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