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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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