What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

why does the man appear fat he is

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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