- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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