What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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