- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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