knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Religion.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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